god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
