Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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