I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
