So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
My cat gives me a boner
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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