Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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