He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Say something about gay babies.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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