the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
