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(801): View more from Utah

So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away

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(937): View more from Ohio

She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.

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(773): View more from Illinois

oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"

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(310): View more from California

That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.

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(562): View more from California

Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.

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(815): View more from Illinois

just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college

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(517): View more from Michigan

I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...

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