It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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