Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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