So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Who put my cat in the fridge?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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