But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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