He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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