it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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