I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
