you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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