I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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