im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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