yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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