Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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