I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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