i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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