rhymes with "ouble enetration"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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