A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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