i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
