Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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