there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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