why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
COCAINE IS GR8
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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