question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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