i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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