Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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