I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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