I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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