So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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