Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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