he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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