This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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