Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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