Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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