If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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