Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
