Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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