Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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