Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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