apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
