i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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