the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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