the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
