Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
ttyl tear gas
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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