In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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