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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8

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(858): View more from California

God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext

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(410): View more from Maryland

Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

(1-410): View more from Maryland

How come I never meet celebrities?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me

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(256): View more from Alabama

His nipple licking is glorious

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