life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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