Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
