And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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